This will only make sense to about 8 million people

Today I woke up to the smell of sweet, sweet smog. I then hopped on the red rocket and went to Fran's for breakfast. Then I walked over to kensington market, grabbed some fruit, and then went over to the ROM, because I love those free fridays. I took a lovely stroll down to the Bloor Cinema to catch a flick, and then took the TTC to the 501 over to the ACC and then the Rogers Centre. Up the CN Tower for a lovely overpriced dinner with my lady friend, then over to the Canon for a show. Finally, I hopped on the 505 and headed home.

Who's better than Toronto? NOOOOOOOOBODYYYYY!!